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The artwork represents general recreational fishing and does not identify a fish species, fishing method, lake, river, or state.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more angler humor in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-fishing-shirts\"\u003eFunny Fishing Shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, explore everyday \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fishing-apparel\"\u003eFishing Apparel\u003c\/a\u003e, or find more ideas in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/fishing-gifts-for-men\"\u003eFishing Gifts for Men\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFor Anglers Who Guard Their Casting Space\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fixed, non-personalized design suits fishing trips, camp weekends, and casual wear for an angler who enjoys dry humor. Each shirt is custom printed for the order. Free standard US shipping applies when the order total reaches $75.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does “fishing too close” mean?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke suggests that anyone close enough to read the back print has entered the angler’s preferred casting space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the design feature a specific fish?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The illustration shows a stylized leaping game fish without enough detail to support a specific species claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan the wording be personalized?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The slogan and illustration are printed as shown.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zymera Works","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54294023176405,"sku":"ZW-IF-YOU-CAN-READ-THIS-FISHING-TOO-CLOSE-SHIRT-BLACK-S","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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