• Black T-shirt back with kayak angler, jumping fish, and 0 bites 0 fish 7 hours joke reading 'THEY CALL ME 007 0 BITES, 0 FISH, 7 HOURS'
  • Dark Heather T-shirt back with kayak angler, jumping fish, and 0 bites 0 fish 7 hours joke
  • Forest Green T-shirt back with kayak angler, jumping fish, and 0 bites 0 fish 7 hours joke
  • Military Green T-shirt back with kayak angler, jumping fish, and 0 bites 0 fish 7 hours joke
  • Dark Chocolate T-shirt back with kayak angler, jumping fish, and 0 bites 0 fish 7 hours joke
  • Navy T-shirt back with kayak angler, jumping fish, and 0 bites 0 fish 7 hours joke

They Call Me 007 Kayak Fishing T-Shirt

 
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Black T-shirt back with kayak angler, jumping fish, and 0 bites 0 fish 7 hours joke reading 'THEY CALL ME 007 0 BITES, 0 FISH, 7 HOURS'
They Call Me 007 Kayak Fishing T-Shirt
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$24.99 $36.99
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Description

Seven Quiet Hours from a Kayak

This back print places a seated angler inside a low sit-on-top kayak, rod bent toward a fish breaking the surface. Fine line work traces the cast, water rings and vessel profile, while weathered gray lettering keeps the scene readable against darker shirt colors. The lower caption states the result clearly: zero bites, zero fish, seven hours.

Its vessel and seated casting position make kayak fishing the defining subject, so the scene connects meaningfully with broader fishing apparel without pretending the shirt is technical paddling gear.

How the Kayak Shapes the Fishing Scene

The humor comes from spending a full stretch on the water without a catch. The low kayak, seated casting posture and fish breaking the surface keep the scene centered on kayak angling. Its no-catch joke fits naturally beside funny fishing shirts. For someone known for launching a small fishing kayak whenever time allows, fishing gifts for men provides a relevant secondary route.

A relaxed unisex cut gives the breathable cotton tee its everyday shape. Sizing is true from S through 5XL, with a crew neck, short sleeves and machine-washable care. Available shades total eleven: Forest Green, Military Green, Dark Heather, Sport Grey, Black, White, Navy, Maroon, Brown, Charcoal and Dark Chocolate. The kayak scene remains a fixed back print with no editable name or location.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the artwork clearly show a kayak angler?

Yes. The seated fisherman occupies a low kayak while holding a bent rod.

What does the 007 fishing score mean?

The caption defines it as zero bites, zero fish and seven hours spent fishing.

Is the kayak scene available on all eleven shirt colors?

Yes. The same non-personalized back design is offered across every listed color.

Material Specs

  • 100% preshrunk cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²)
  • Classic fit with taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-needle stitched for lasting durability
  • Tear-away label for added comfort

Shipping & Returns

  • Production Time: Please allow 1–3 business days for production before shipping.
  • Estimated U.S. Delivery: Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–8 business days after shipment.
  • Order Tracking: A tracking number will be emailed to you once your order has shipped.
  • Returns & Exchanges: As each item is made to order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges due to incorrect size, personalization errors provided by the customer, or change of mind.
  • Damaged or Incorrect Items: If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us with your order number and clear photos. We'll work with you to resolve the issue promptly.

For complete details, please review our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 202 reviews.

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Good to Know

Where is Zymera Works based?

Zymera Works is a US-based independent brand creating fun, personality-driven apparel for people who like to wear what they love.

We focus on designs that feel a little more personal, a little more memorable, and a lot less ordinary.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Zymera Works ships to customers in the US and internationally where shipping is available.

Available shipping options and costs may vary by destination. Enter your address at checkout to see the shipping options available for your location.

What kind of T-shirt will I receive?

Our T-shirts are printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt, a popular everyday tee chosen for its comfortable feel and easy-to-wear fit.

We want the shirt itself to feel just as wearable as the design looks, whether you are keeping it for yourself or giving it as a gift.

How do I choose the right size?

No worries. Just click the Size Chart button next to the size options to check the measurements before ordering.

For the best fit, compare the chart with a T-shirt you already own and love. Prefer a roomier look? Consider sizing up.

Will I receive tracking information?

Orders are typically processed within 1–3 days. Once your order ships, we’ll send your tracking information by email so you can easily follow your package.