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Buy a Man Eat Fish Sweater

 
 
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Front and back of a white sweater reading Buy a Man Eat Fish, He Day, Teach Fish Man to a Lifetime
Buy a Man Eat Fish Sweater
Regular price $39.95
Regular price $39.95 Sale price
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Description

The proverb got rearranged on purpose

Both sides of this white ugly Christmas sweater print the same three-line jumble: Buy a Man Eat Fish, He Day, Teach Fish Man to a Lifetime. Black trout drawings sit under the type. Red and green snowflakes and trees fill the fair-isle bands, so the knit still looks like a holiday sweater if you never parse the sentence.

The wording is the joke. It is not a cleaned-up quote, and the page keeps the broken grammar that is actually on the garment. Front and back match.

Order notes

Sizes run from small through 5XL. The single photo is a flat pair. No second color is offered.

More water jokes live in fishing apparel, and the seasonal ones also sit in ugly Christmas sweaters.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the sentence supposed to be grammatical?

No. The print scrambles a familiar fishing line into Buy a Man Eat Fish, He Day, Teach Fish Man to a Lifetime.

Are the fish drawings only on the front?

No. The back repeats the proverb and the trout.

What size range is sold?

Small through 5XL.

Material Specs

👕 Comfort Colors® 1717 Premium Heavyweight Tee
🌿 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
💧 Garment-Dyed Vintage Finish
🧍 Relaxed Unisex Fit
⚖️ 6.1 oz Heavyweight Feel
🎨 Finished with Original Zymera Works Artwork

Shipping & Returns

  • Production Time: Please allow 1–3 business days for production before shipping.
  • Estimated U.S. Delivery: Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–8 business days after shipment.
  • Order Tracking: A tracking number will be emailed to you once your order has shipped.
  • Returns & Exchanges: As each item is made to order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges due to incorrect size, personalization errors provided by the customer, or change of mind.
  • Damaged or Incorrect Items: If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us with your order number and clear photos. We'll work with you to resolve the issue promptly.

For complete details, please review our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 211 reviews.

Shirts were as advertised and delivered on time. Would recommend others to cruise over their website, they have a lot to choose from in it.

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Good to Know

Where is Zymera Works based?

Zymera Works is a US-based independent brand creating fun, personality-driven apparel for people who like to wear what they love.

We focus on designs that feel a little more personal, a little more memorable, and a lot less ordinary.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Zymera Works ships to customers in the US and internationally where shipping is available.

Available shipping options and costs may vary by destination. Enter your address at checkout to see the shipping options available for your location.

What kind of T-shirt will I receive?

Our T-shirts are printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, lived-in feel and relaxed unisex fit.

The garment-dyed finish gives each shirt a comfortable, broken-in look and feel, making it an easy everyday choice whether you are keeping it for yourself or giving it as a gift.

How do I choose the right size?

No worries. Just click the Size Chart button next to the size options to check the measurements before ordering.

For the best fit, compare the chart with a T-shirt you already own and love. Prefer a roomier look? Consider sizing up.

Will I receive tracking information?

Orders are typically processed within 1–3 days. Once your order ships, we’ll send your tracking information by email so you can easily follow your package.